A History class in 2035

Disclaimer:This is not a piece of fiction. I have time travelled to do this research.
Teacher: Open the archives page and click on the link The Battle Between #pappu and #feku.
Recently, Feku completed his 4th term as @PMOIndia. But his story from changing his twitter handle from @NaMo to @PMOIndia was a David and Goliath story but in reverse. In which Goliath as in Feku often regarded as Modi crushed Pappu often also known as Rahul. If we see the newspaper clippings
Class whispering: Hey dude what is this newspaper, forget all that have you seen the new porn movie Robo Porn. I dont know why these ministers fight and we have to read this shitty history.

*Virtual Teacher, teaching from home calms them down and starts again.*

Teacher:If we see the clippings for the newspaper at that time  will show how pappu’s insanity led to the downfall of his party Grossness. Historians say that more than Feku’s charm it was Pappu’s foolishness that helped the Feku party win the elections in 2014.

From the accounts of Historian Ram Guha Jr.’s book it is believed that The Pappu family absconded to Italy after the humiliating loss where they started a new Indian restaurant with tagline,”India mein khaya ab Italy ko khilayenge.”  It seems that waitress training is coming in handy for papu’s mother. Papu’s brother-in-law was finally behind the bars charged with innumerable land grabbing cases. The desicion came after 20 years from the date on which case was filed. Former home minister SK Shinde was again demoted to the post of a peon in Maharashtra muncipality from where he started his career.The grandson of former HRD minister Sibbal, annoyed by his grandfather’s system of education CCE dropped out from school and started a whole new concept of Robotics Porn and our dear SMS worked as a mute budget calculator in finance ministry of India, before being called by Papu’s mother in Italy to work as Lassi vending machine at her restaurant in Italy. The common man is bored by his life as there is no excitement left in their lives because they have not seen a single scam for the last 20 years in Feku’s regime.

Sorry Sardar Patel, Feku tried to solve the  Kashmir issue but it was not solved because of his dictator like behaviour. YOU can read more about this in my next post “The Side Effects of MODI

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